Picture this. My litte girl pulls down her pants, takes a squat and pees on my doorstep. YES, I was outside, however, not watching my children. I was way more engulfed in my magazine at the time. Next thing I know, Dalan is splashing in a puddle. It didn't dawn on me that it was pee...until a few minutes after the fact. Just barely, kids are outside playing, roaming free in the backyard where it is fully fenced in. I take a peek out the window to see Macie look around and to her satisfaction mom is nowhere to be found so she continues to once again take a squat and attempt to pee in the grass. BUSTED!
This reminds me of our cute little neighbor boy Connor Peterson a couple of years ago who lived across the street from us in St. George. Dave & I were outside and totally saw him take a leak in the bushes. He was maybe 4. Atleast, he was discreet...and the fact that he is a boy makes it a little more acceptable in my eyes for some reason.
Maybe, it was my poor example when I had to pee sooooo bad and we were on a bumpy road with no toilets in sight. I made Dave pull over so I could pee in the snow and now I am pretty sure my little Macie tot thinks it is totally normal to pee outside. I guess like mother, like daughter!!
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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Hularious! Yeah I had to pull over to pe once on my way to St. George. You do what ya gotta do! At least I have boys!
That's hilarious! It's funny because just yesterday on a very busy road in Salt Lake a lady was taking a pee on some grass next to the road we were driving down. She wasn't trying to be discrete at all! I couldn't believe it! I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go!
That is really funny. I hope you washed Dalan's hands.
Ok so peeing outside must be a pretty strong jean in you Parks! Rob will have a closer walk to the toilet and will still choose to go outside... Drives me crazy, blames it on your dad! If Brecken gets that jean to.... Oh dear!
Gotta say I am not surprised that you witnessed such an event outside of my house. I'm not proud, and definitely not surprised!
your a good mom....pee and all!
k that is really funny that macie did that. jax did that the other day in the backyard, & i ran in to get my camera. now i have one funny picture of him peeing on the fence!
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