Dalan said the following is his wish list for Christmas this year:
1. A real gun
2. Flying shoes so he can get to grandma's anytime he wants
3. Melted hot lava - check. Just got him a volcano kit!
4. A real live rocket ship! - ok a Matchbox Rocket Ship will have to do, but check.
5. Chocolate Eyeballs
6. A telescope to look at the crust of the earth
"Where did we get this boy" I said to Dave??? Dalan responded and said, "From Jesus!"
A typical conversation with Dalan tonight when I tucked him in bed:
Mom: Dalan if you are naughty, Santa brings little kids a lump of coal in their Christmas stocking.
Dalan: But, what is coal?
Mom: It is black rocks!
Dalan: But are they heavy?
Mom: Yea. They are heavy.
Dalan. But do they hurt?
Mom: No, they don’t hurt, but it's not something you can play with.
Dalan. But so are they heavy?
Mom: Yea they are
Dalan: But could dad carry the coal?
Mom: of course. Dad is the strongest man in the world.
Dalan: But could he lift our house!?
Mom: Yes he could totally lift up our house.
Dalan: But what is under our house?
Mom: Rocks and dirt.
Dalan: But what is under the rocks and dirt
DAD: More dirt Dalan.
Dalan: But where does dirt come from?
Mom: Dad you got this one!
Dalan: But mom... do you have bones in your body.
Mom: Yes Dalan.
Dalan: But are bones breakable?
And it goes on and on and on and on and on...
One question leads into another question, which then leads into another question. He plays 20 questions 20 x a day!
1. A real gun
2. Flying shoes so he can get to grandma's anytime he wants
3. Melted hot lava - check. Just got him a volcano kit!
4. A real live rocket ship! - ok a Matchbox Rocket Ship will have to do, but check.
5. Chocolate Eyeballs
6. A telescope to look at the crust of the earth
"Where did we get this boy" I said to Dave??? Dalan responded and said, "From Jesus!"
A typical conversation with Dalan tonight when I tucked him in bed:
Mom: Dalan if you are naughty, Santa brings little kids a lump of coal in their Christmas stocking.
Dalan: But, what is coal?
Mom: It is black rocks!
Dalan: But are they heavy?
Mom: Yea. They are heavy.
Dalan. But do they hurt?
Mom: No, they don’t hurt, but it's not something you can play with.
Dalan. But so are they heavy?
Mom: Yea they are
Dalan: But could dad carry the coal?
Mom: of course. Dad is the strongest man in the world.
Dalan: But could he lift our house!?
Mom: Yes he could totally lift up our house.
Dalan: But what is under our house?
Mom: Rocks and dirt.
Dalan: But what is under the rocks and dirt
DAD: More dirt Dalan.
Dalan: But where does dirt come from?
Mom: Dad you got this one!
Dalan: But mom... do you have bones in your body.
Mom: Yes Dalan.
Dalan: But are bones breakable?
And it goes on and on and on and on and on...
One question leads into another question, which then leads into another question. He plays 20 questions 20 x a day!
4 comments:
I can't stop laughing! He is way too cute!
You have the makings of an Einstein there my dear. LOVE the flying shoes idea. He is just the one to invent them too!
He is totally our brother! Pretty soon your girls will have him dressing up as a girl and making him go to the neighbors house to ask for sugar. Aww the good ole days. I love my Dal.
Haha love it! I seriously laughed through the whole post. What a cutie!
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